Conure
Batting .400
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2002
Here is a fictional list of the 10 dumbest things said in Disney World. (sorry it's kinda off the subject.)
10. "Why's there no tee for that giant golf exhibit in EPCOT?"
9. "Geez, why dosen't Disney get rid of that 'Hollywood Tower Hotel' I'd rather stay at the Grand Floridian. Some people even call that place, 'Tower of Terror'!"
8. "How do you get to that Disneyland Paris from here?" (while in Orlando)
7. "Why is that mouse everywhere?"
6. "How come there's no Universal t-shirts here?"
5. "My first trip to Disney World was in 1965 when my dad took there. My favorite ride was Tower of Terror."
4. "I was at Disney World when it first opened in June 1956."
3. "Where's the Nintendo ride?"
2. "Look-it's Mickey!(while pointing to statue of Walt Disney). But, who's the mouse?"
1. Are We There Yet?
The Dumb Disney Dialouge
Tourist 1: Hi! This your first trip?
Tourist 2: No. My dad took me in 1963 when it opened.
#1: Wow. That musta been fun! I also went that year! Space Mountain was so much better than.
#2: Back in '63 there was no information on their web site, so trip planning was hard.
#1: Where did you stay?
#2: The Hollywood Tower Hotel.
#1: Cool. Did you fly?
#2: I don't have wings.
#1: Who's that mouse?
#2: Beats me. I'll bet he's like Walt Disney's compatriot or something. Don't see many 5'7" mice these days.
#1:Yep, that was certainly a year to remember!
#2: Yeah, we put a man on the moon, didn't we?
#1: To busy working on Ronald Reagan's campaign to tell.
#2: The mouse should run for president.
#1: No. It's too hard to win Florida. Where do you think the ballot boxes are hidden, Space Mountain?
#2: Yeah, that's why it's so dark!
#1: Yeah, we should call someone.
Note to all first time Disney travellers: do your research to avoid mishaps like these. Though the chances of two people like this meeting areabout 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000013
10. "Why's there no tee for that giant golf exhibit in EPCOT?"
9. "Geez, why dosen't Disney get rid of that 'Hollywood Tower Hotel' I'd rather stay at the Grand Floridian. Some people even call that place, 'Tower of Terror'!"
8. "How do you get to that Disneyland Paris from here?" (while in Orlando)
7. "Why is that mouse everywhere?"
6. "How come there's no Universal t-shirts here?"
5. "My first trip to Disney World was in 1965 when my dad took there. My favorite ride was Tower of Terror."
4. "I was at Disney World when it first opened in June 1956."
3. "Where's the Nintendo ride?"
2. "Look-it's Mickey!(while pointing to statue of Walt Disney). But, who's the mouse?"
1. Are We There Yet?
The Dumb Disney Dialouge
Tourist 1: Hi! This your first trip?
Tourist 2: No. My dad took me in 1963 when it opened.
#1: Wow. That musta been fun! I also went that year! Space Mountain was so much better than.
#2: Back in '63 there was no information on their web site, so trip planning was hard.
#1: Where did you stay?
#2: The Hollywood Tower Hotel.
#1: Cool. Did you fly?
#2: I don't have wings.
#1: Who's that mouse?
#2: Beats me. I'll bet he's like Walt Disney's compatriot or something. Don't see many 5'7" mice these days.
#1:Yep, that was certainly a year to remember!
#2: Yeah, we put a man on the moon, didn't we?
#1: To busy working on Ronald Reagan's campaign to tell.
#2: The mouse should run for president.
#1: No. It's too hard to win Florida. Where do you think the ballot boxes are hidden, Space Mountain?
#2: Yeah, that's why it's so dark!
#1: Yeah, we should call someone.
Note to all first time Disney travellers: do your research to avoid mishaps like these. Though the chances of two people like this meeting areabout 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000013