8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 5

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Are there any Amazing Race Fans here?

I am an Amazing Race junkie. It is already TiVo'd here with a Season Pass!

 

[windermerejudy]

How many times have you said that you are a hooker?

This would not be a good time for newbies to start reading.......

 

[captaincrash]

I see we're talking jobs and pets today.

As for jobs ...

... I run a small business as a distributor to the trade in financial services... I'm a wholesaler - but this has faded somewhat since the kids came along... I have refocused some on the family and was gonna pick it up as the kids' schedule demands faded with age (their demand do eventually fade... don't they?).... and my spouse is a drug dealer for a large manufacturer... her specialization is in Oncology.... Lung and Breast, with secondary emphasis on Prostate and a couple other varients.

Our singular pet is a Samoyed... Sugar... he was rescued though a rescue organization called "Save Our Samoyeds"... AKA "SOS". We've had Samoyeds in our home for approximately 20 years now.

Here's Sugar again,..

 

[darthrugby]

How many times have you said that you are a hooker?

Just twice. Most of the posts were explaining what a hooker on a rugby team is and does. It just snowballed from there. With addatives like:

naked
crisco
vaseline
sand
beach
volunteer
etc.

 

[yargrnhoj]

Well.. a couple of movies..one he is nominated for an Academy Award (but he will lose)...

Desiree

May I never live to hear the words: "And the Oscar(TM) goes to...Leonardo DiCaprio"

 

[lbgraves]

Yeah not anymore but you better hope you remember to wax before the cruise.....

Are you crazy? I did that one time and NEVER again!!! I was crying for days.

 

[A Litle Pixie Dust]

I am worse then the cookie mom...I am also the neighborhood cookie mom... over 30 troops and they're darn 4000 cases of cookies!

They arrive Saturday! I think there is a box of thin mints with my name on them!

Desiree

 

[Esteri]

Hey Crew -
I won't be able to post the Pirate Joke of the Day Sat the 17th - Mon the 19th. If you're enjoying the jokes and would like to cover please PM me. Heck - even if you're not enjoying the jokes, but are still willing to cover PM me.

Thanks!

 

[windermerejudy]

Well.. a couple of movies..one he is nominated for an Academy Award (but he will lose)...

Desiree

Yeah Lisa........he did some little movie about a boat and an iceberg......

I actually really like him in that movie where he had all the different identities......????

What else? Name the Dicaprio flick....

 

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Packing to leave for the land of dial-up

 

[MJGirl]

I know I should be sleeping but with all the talk of beverages, I thought I would look up some Pirate Cocktails for us! Here are a few I found that I thought sounded good:

PS: Lisa .. I hope this is okay to post

Fuzzy Pirate
1 1/2 oz spiced rum
1/2 oz peach schnapps
4 oz orange juice

Build over ice in a highball glass.

After a few of these I think all the pirates on the ship will look a little fuzzy!

After a few fuzzy pirates ... We may want to enjoy:

Dead Pirate Seaspray

1 3/4 oz coconut rum (malibu)
1 3/4 oz coffee liqueur (tia maria,kahlua)
1 tbsp whipped cream

Pour the Malibu rum and Kahlua into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake vigorously, and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with whipped cream. Garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.

Last call could be:

Angry Pirate

1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum (malibu)
1/2 oz blue hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz melon liqueur (midori, melloni...)
1 oz apple juice
1 splash chilled soda (7-up, sprite)

Pour the peach schnapps, coconut rum, Maui Blue Hawaiian schnapps, Melloni and pineapple juice into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes. Stir well and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with chilled 7-Up, garnish with lime, and serve.

Finally one for us wenches watching our waistlines:

Skinny Pirate

1/4 lemon
3 oz. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
5 oz. Diet Coke (or Diet Pepsi)

Coat highball glass with juice of 1/4 lemon. Mix rum and diet coke (or pepsi for you pepsi fans) over crushed ice. Enjoy with half the guilt.
Enjoy, Baby!
ingredients


Enjoy!

 

[lbgraves]

Yeah Lisa........he did some little movie about a boat and an iceberg......

I actually really like him in that movie where he had all the different identities......????

What else? Name the Dicaprio flick....

Was that the Borne Identity? haven't seen that one yet.

 

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DW calling .... goodnight

 

[lbgraves]

Posting Summaries 22001 - 23000:

- Lots more new crew members signing up & more love stories.
- Birthdays will be listed in the first post until the website is up & running.
- You knew it was coming...birth stories...started by a swabbie no less.
- The pirates were visited by the Tag Fairy!
- Name that TV show.....
- Gather round the camp fire mates for a kid show theme song singalong!
- Diznyfan68 snags the 23000 pirate for the wenches!!!
- Score: Wenches 15 Jack 3 Swabbies 4 Evil Twins 1

 

[yargrnhoj]

Yeah Lisa........he did some little movie about a boat and an iceberg......

I actually really like him in that movie where he had all the different identities......????

What else? Name the Dicaprio flick....

I liked the one where he played the mentally-challenged kid. Great typecasting.

 

[lbgraves]

Well, it has been a long day here. I have to get the kiddos to school a little early tomorrow so that I can go get my hair chopped off at 8. I might go to the chiropractor for an adjustment afterwards. My back has been feeling weird lately. Night!

 

[jonesing]

It was Eyebrows JR Eyebrows!


And might I suggest some waxing if you are going to be playing naked rugby!

I got waxed many years ago when I young & stupind and thought it necessary to do silly things to curry favor with a girl

She promised to

if I got waxed (just legs ) First of all, it was "interesting" finding a salon that did men...even in Southern California! Now that I think about it, WeHo would have been the obvious choice but no matter, I got it done. Not *painful* but not comfortable either! Well, that is until I took a shower and used my "manly" soap...

 

[captaincrash]

So, the kids' school is closed again tomorrow and they are off on Monday.

Just called one of my friends and she suggested that we pack the kids into the van and drive to WDW.

Yeah...

I've been calling around since the same is true here... no school tomorrow for both kids. And so far... I was thinking of going to Disneyland with the kids tomorrow.... it will be somewhat tough without my spouse - but I'll limit it to half a day... probably.

 

[windermerejudy]

I know I should be sleeping but with all the talk of beverages, I thought I would look up some Pirate Cocktails for us! Here are a few I found that I thought sounded good:

PS: Lisa .. I hope this is okay to post

Fuzzy Pirate
1 1/2 oz spiced rum
1/2 oz peach schnapps
4 oz orange juice

Build over ice in a highball glass.

After a few of these I think all the pirates on the ship will look a little fuzzy!

After a few fuzzy pirates ... We may want to enjoy:

Dead Pirate Seaspray

1 3/4 oz coconut rum (malibu)
1 3/4 oz coffee liqueur (tia maria,kahlua)
1 tbsp whipped cream

Pour the Malibu rum and Kahlua into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake vigorously, and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with whipped cream. Garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.

Last call could be:

Angry Pirate

1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum (malibu)
1/2 oz blue hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz melon liqueur (midori, melloni...)
1 oz apple juice
1 splash chilled soda (7-up, sprite)

Pour the peach schnapps, coconut rum, Maui Blue Hawaiian schnapps, Melloni and pineapple juice into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes. Stir well and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with chilled 7-Up, garnish with lime, and serve.

Finally one for us wenches watching our waistlines:

Skinny Pirate

1/4 lemon
3 oz. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
5 oz. Diet Coke (or Diet Pepsi)

Coat highball glass with juice of 1/4 lemon. Mix rum and diet coke (or pepsi for you pepsi fans) over crushed ice. Enjoy with half the guilt.
Enjoy, Baby!
ingredients


Enjoy!

Do you have one called Naked Crisco covered Rugby Players with small swords?

 

[OCD for WD]

As for jobs ...

... I run a small business as a distributor to the trade in financial services... I'm a wholesaler - but this has faded somewhat since the kids came along... I have refocused some on the family and was gonna pick it up as the kids' schedule demands faded with age (their demand do eventually fade... don't they?).... and my spouse is a drug dealer for a large manufacturer... her specialization is in Oncology.... Lung and Breast, with secondary emphasis on Prostate and a couple other varients.

So I guess your wife will hanging out with me the drug pusher and Kathy the drug maker when we're in Colombia, huh?

And maybe we'll let Mike tag along - he is in drug training school.