I think the horn will be ok -
We have a policy for the family that no news is good news and that we will not be traveling home for any reason whatsoever including someone dying. If they don't hear from us, they should assume that we are having a fabulous trip - if they do hear from us, its because we have a major issue they need to know about or have managed to find somewhere to gloat online
I detest hairdressers that take so long to do your hair - my time is too valuable. I either get Mum to do it or find the cheapest place possible what are wanting as many bums on seats as they can.