I know I AM!!!
I'm EXHAUSTED from that last trip with you and Buzzy. The sinus infection isn't helping either.... Thank Goddess all the Christmas decorations are up so I don't have to worry about THAT!
As it turns out I was missed during my absence! My strategy of NOT stocking the house with healthy snacks that would go uneaten in my absence paid off as everyone here had a rocking case of scurvy and ricketts when I finally returned. I went food shopping and hurled grapes and pineapples at them until their normal color returned and they stopped creaking.
I am super busy right now but I do want to dish on how slovenly Buzzy is. We have pictures, some taken when he was sober but most were taken when he was, shall we say... under the influence... He has hired a lawyer and put out multiple restraining orders and injunctions, but MY attorneys tell me that with his lengthy arrest record the judge will look upon it as a public service if I post the pictures and warn people.
The first thing that people should know is that Buzzy is a natural born pool hopper, which WE all know is AGAINST THE RULES (so don't you do it!!) Even though he wasn't staying at the Boardwalk, he dragged us over to the Clown slide and tried to dare us to slide down it. That fact that we were fully dressed was of no consequence to old Buzzy and the only thing that saved us was when the Resort Manager spotted him and ESCORTED him all the way off the property and CHASED him ALL THE WAY around the Boardwalk/BC/YC loop until he got over on the Swalphin property and she had no jurisdiction. She had her track shoes on so she must have been on "Buzzy the Fly duty" if you know what I mean.
Here is a surreptitious photo that was snapped shortly before the hot pursuit of Buzzy began. If you look closely you can see the look of fear in his compound eyes as he spots his Boardwalk nemesis "Nancy the manager" as she raises a lounge chair and begins to hurl it in his direction.
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That's it for now.... More later when I have time and Buzzy runs out of cease and desist orders.
~NM