Captain_Oblivious
DIS Dad #257, Galactic Salad Dodger
- Joined
- Nov 10, 2008
Clever. I may use that.
Hey, it worked for Snoopy.
Of course! What else could it mean?
Crap. He's onto me.
Is that not the norm in the States?
It is, I was just trying to give enough detail on the check-in process so the story would make sense.
Uh, huh....
Nope. No surprise.
I was really kicking myself for not checking on it myself. You had one job...
That's okay. That's what flight attendants are for.
Oh. Forget I said anything.
That poor flight attendant. She was trying to get through to them, she really was.
I'll pick Scotty's seat, thanks.
Yeah, me too. Oops.
Oh, no. Not at all.
(all orders are 4 cheeseburgers)
Drive-thru: Welcome to Mickey D's. Can I take your order? (Give him 3! We'll split the change!)
Counter at airport: Welcome to Rotten Ronnie's. Can I take your order? 4 cheeseburgers? Where are you folks off to today? Orlando? That leaves pretty soon right? (Give him 3! We'll split the change!)
So I just need to update Joe Pesci: I'm @#$%ed either way.
zzzzzzzz.... whazat? wha?
I suspected as much.
Oh, no. Pretty sure Arnold Palmer wore one just like that.
Pretty sure.
Most of the coverage was black-and-white. He could get away with it!
Sure. I believe you completely.
I mean, what else could they be called???
I don't know. They certainly don't look like golf clubs!
"See? I'm just a regular guy, like you. Except I'm wearing this jacket that says I'm still better than you."
Pretty much!
You said it, not me.
I might've thought it... but I didn't say it.
You're one of those guys who watches racing just for the car wrecks, aren't you?
Real men can do both.
As long as the photo doesn't have to be in focus. Or have anything interesting in the frame.
Nice shot!
You must've been completely impossible to live with after that.
Pretty much. Not that I was real easy to be around before.
Nope. Saw it coming... to land safely on the green.
Uh huh.
Took me a while... but I see it!
I'm saving that photo for posterity.
I should hope so! These moments are golden!
Absolutely! We live to get one over on the old man.
I knew that. Because my mom always wants to go there. Not some dirty old theme park.
I mean...
Of course.
Why would you want to know which hotel you're staying in? Details...
I hear ya.
They used to be better at this! I think it's just gotten to the point where my wife and I have come up with our own ideas on how we like to run things, and they're not the same as my parents'.
Me too!
BRB.....
okay I'm back.
Well, that's a relief.
You will go broke trying desperately to keep him from starving.
Yay. I can't wait for that!
Great first day to your father - son - parent adventure!
Despite the problems, we got down there and had fun!
Glad you and Scotty got to sit across from each other, even if it meant you were hanging in the aisle.
Given how late we boarded the plane, it was a miracle those seats were still there!
So I would say your dad is pretty boss for eating french fries and peanut butter crackers for lunch. He was ready for some good ol' Italian cooking by the time dinner rolled around.
He really did take one for the team! I gave him some of my fries.
That Golf Hall of Fame looks super cool. I mean - I'm not a huge fan, but it still looks pretty interesting. Congrats on making that shot despite all the obstacles. You know your dad missed his because he wasn't properly nourished.
Excuses, excuses. It was all part of my master plan.
So there are FOUR Best Westerns in St. Augustine. Good to know. That must have been fun!
Well, we found them all! Just ask if you need directions.
But was it sultry...?
Hmmm...I don't think that word and my name have ever been used in the same sentence before, so honestly I never considered it.
He got it from me first. Or not. I probably stole it from somewhere else first.
Did you steal it from Snoopy too?