Alright all you creative minds - I need you again

[Fishbone†]

It's sort of hard to explain, but basically my boss has this clock with a marquee on it (that's the simplified explanation). Anyway, he doesn't know how to program the marquee, but I do!!
Everyday he comes in to a new "message", but I've run out of good ideas. We've tried the "Tamie and Heidi are the best." "Give them a raise" routine. I've put our favorite restaurants up hoping the subliminal message would earn us a trip to one of them (no go). I've even tried the kind and sincere "Have a nice weekend" etc.....
I would try some "words of wisdom", but I can't think of any that are short enough.... to be effective, the message has to be around 1-7 words (give or take). Anything mischievious is welcome..... I'm a perfect angel of course, but Tamie is prone to mischief so I'm sure she'd welcome any of those messages.

Any ideas? Where are all you troublemakers hiding?

 

[Breezy_Carol]

My kids change the banner on my cell phone frquently. They have said things like, No soup for you, hey your hands are cold, let me out of here. Think like a talking clock.

Cold out today.
Where are your pants.
XYZ (examine your zipper)

Think like a kid.

 

[debster812]

Hmmmm, troublemakers? Whoever could she mean??? Let me mull this over and get back to you, OK?

 

[fireplug]

Find one of those calander withclever little sayings for each day and type them in. You should be able to get one at 50% off at a book store right now.

Steve