Please try not to take any girls half way across California tonight
Carlos chicken man someone was dressed ad a gridipm player from America and he slipped and his helme smashed me in the forehead and it's swollen
Yu p this wa s my ninght , s 3 beer s oat onces, lol im awwesome
So, im going out to $1 Night, at my favorite bar tonight with an arsenal of new pick-up lines, i'll let you know which ones work, and which ones get me slapped.
Are you drunk foruming???????
Please try not to take any girls half way across California tonight
Please try not to take any girls half way across California tonight
Wow, that takes a lot of skill!!!!!!
Baby got a couple friends? I can handle three at once, just watch!
I tell you its addicting
I wont get addicted because I dont drink anymore. I love wine, it doesnt love me!!!!! After a glass or 2 I get the worse headache!!!
I wont get addicted because I dont drink anymore. I love wine, it doesnt love me!!!!! After a glass or 2 I get the worse headache!!!
I have a headache, is not a pick up line at all, it's the dead opposite.
"Well I have something to cure that headache"???
Headache? I could make things feel a lot better.