Really Dixie! I thought someone of your class, stature and importance would at least have the class to, to, to... choose an Emperor Penguin for your Avatar! They are soooo much more distinguished and farther along the trail of evolution than the other lesser species of penguin.
I understand if you couldn't locate an emperor penguin, but how about a Chilly Willy. At least he has the where-with-all and good fashion sense to have a matching bow tie and top hat, which you must certainly appreciate.