All these wackos that are claiming to have cloned a baby had better recall some of the terrible consequences of such efforts in the past.
One lonely scientist managed to 'clone' himself, and was quite sure it would bring him world acclaim. Until he realized that the thing he created was everything evil about himself. The clone would smash things in the laboratory, always had a crazed look on his face, and worst of all, cursed bluer than any sailor ever could do.
After a few weeks of this, the scientist decided the whole project was in vain, and threw all his equipment and notes into a deep chasm in the mountains. And, oh yeah, he threw the foul mouthed clone in there too. Unfortunately (notice how often that word comes up in these stories?), he was seen.
Initially, he was charged with murder, but the investigation determined that what he had thrown off the edge was not human. So he was tried (and convicted) of a slightly lesser crime...
(oh, no, not another one..... yup, here goes...)
GUILTY of making an obscene clone fall.
One lonely scientist managed to 'clone' himself, and was quite sure it would bring him world acclaim. Until he realized that the thing he created was everything evil about himself. The clone would smash things in the laboratory, always had a crazed look on his face, and worst of all, cursed bluer than any sailor ever could do.
After a few weeks of this, the scientist decided the whole project was in vain, and threw all his equipment and notes into a deep chasm in the mountains. And, oh yeah, he threw the foul mouthed clone in there too. Unfortunately (notice how often that word comes up in these stories?), he was seen.
Initially, he was charged with murder, but the investigation determined that what he had thrown off the edge was not human. So he was tried (and convicted) of a slightly lesser crime...
(oh, no, not another one..... yup, here goes...)
GUILTY of making an obscene clone fall.
