The "Is It Just Me...?" thread

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

We could set Rob ablaze!

HEY! No torching my gay crush! I see what you are doing! You want me to go join Jamie's hag harem! Well it won't work!

 

[rosiep]

What ever gave you the idea that you could get into mischief. Just because I am the new Mommy, doesn't mean that I am completely inexperienced. Now poke that lip back in, put your knickers back on and behave like you weren't raised in the barn with the goat. PLEASE!



And you, my dear sweet Wally, GIVE ME THOSE MATCHES RIGHT NOW MISTER! Didn't anyone tell you that you could hurt yourself with those. And Rosie, dear little sweet petite & fragile flower of mine, DO NOT TOUCH THAT GAS CAN!



Sweetie, haven't you learned by now? Just remember, good times will hurt you in the end. Because I am not a time out kind of Mommy! So take this anti-hyper pill and go behave yourself.


Don't you think that June Cleaver/Roseanne Connor home study course for new mommies has served me well?

I'll have to figure out a way to exchange those 'pirin tablets for some good old fashion chill pills..or even better sleeping tabs...you like Sleeping Beauty don't you? You look like you could use a nap......

Although.....I really could get used to being called : Rosie, dear little sweet petite & fragile flower of mine

 

[jamieandben]

I'll have to figure out a way to exchange those 'pirin tablets for some good old fashion chill pills..or even better sleeping tabs...you like Sleeping Beauty don't you? You look like you could use a nap......

Although.....I really could get used to being called : Rosie, dear little sweet petite & fragile flower of mine

Rosie Sweet

 

[jamieandben]

Sweetie, haven't you learned by now? Just remember, good times will hurt you in the end. Because I am not a time out kind of Mommy! So take this anti-hyper pill and go behave yourself.


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[MonorailMan]

I leave you guys alone for a few days, and you start catching things on fire. I'm never around for any of the fun.

 

[wallyb]

Sweetie, haven't you learned by now? Just remember, good times will hurt you in the end. Because I am not a time out kind of Mommy! So take this anti-hyper pill and go behave yourself.]

Do What to your end?

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

Wally, as long as you behave, you will never know.

Now, be the good boi that I know that you can be.

 

[wallyb]

Wally, as long as you behave, you will never know.

Now, be the good boi that I know that you can be.

Good boy = Dull boy.

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

Not so! 98.9999999% of the time you are a good boi. 97% of the time, you are far from dull baby!

 

[wallyb]

Not so! 98.9999999% of the time you are a good boi. 97% of the time, you are far from dull baby!

Crap ... I was going for renegade!

Or at least hooligan.

You're telling me I'm not even a nare-do-well!

Crap!

 

[MonorailMan]

Crap ... I was going for renegade!

Or at least hooligan.

You're telling me I'm not even a nare-do-well!

Crap!

What was that, ya hooligan? ::cop:

 

[wallyb]

What was that, ya hooligan? ::cop:

ooh the cop!
That means ... Handcuffs!

 

[MonorailMan]

ooh the cop!
That means ... Handcuffs!

I figured you'd like that.

 

[wallyb]

I figured you'd like that.

Now who's leading Who?

 

[MonorailMan]

Now who's leading Who?

My, your fleece is lovely.

 

[wallyb]

My, your fleece is lovely.

Baaaaaaaa!