My head hurts from all the #math, so I went with vaguely close predictions with fun number patterns
So much #MATH! I had more, but I decided to cut it down a bit...
You know, we could make it more complex. We could expand the contest to have all of us running Dopey make our own predictions for how we'll do in each race, have poor @roxymama expand her spreadsheet accordingly, and have a prize or bragging rights for whoever is closest to their own times.
I have a tattoo now that says "trust the spreadsheets" after all. (I really don't.)
I told myself I'd only ever get a tattoo if I made it to the Olympics...but that ship sailed.I think you should get this as a tattoo. I'm sure you can get it done in the Disney font.
Am I allowed to accept bribes and give out bonus points? I'm easily swayed by pictures of cute animals wearing running shoes and chocolate and beer via mail.
I KID, I KID!! I wouldn't mess up the sacred spreadsheet. I have a tattoo now that says "trust the spreadsheets" after all. (I really don't.)
I think you should get this as a tattoo. I'm sure you can get it done in the Disney font.
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5k - 19:50
10k - 43:50
half - 1:38
full - 3:45
Goofy - 5:20
Dopey - 6:20
5k: 20:30 Pluto born 9/5/30
10k: 43:28 Minnie born 11/18/28
Half: 1:39:34 Donald born 6/9/34
Full: 3:48:28 Mickey born 11/18/28
Goofy: 5:25:32 Goofy born 5/25/32
Dopey: 6:41:37 Dopey born 12/21/37
Okay, Billy... I looked back on your training cycle, and you really have had an incredible cycle this time around, so instead of being conservative (like I was last time), I think you are completely ready (both physically and mentally) for an exceptional Dopey performance. Be smart. Don't let me down!
5k - 20:27
10k - 43:19
HM - 1:36:47
M - 3:21:55
Goofy - 4:58:43
Dopey - 6:10:00 (I hedged a little bit here, but still a great overall time)
Tie Breaker - 50th (again, a little hedge - if you PR at all distances, you will definitely be top 50)
You got this!!
I'm approaching this much like the Final Four brackets I completed in college - randomly. But that did result in a second place prize my sophomore year, so don't count me out yet!
Ugh - that was too much math for me. I'm actually a double badger but here's the number of math classes I took to earn those degrees: 0.
Would it surprise anyone that I have a spreadsheet for making college basketball predictions?