SleepingBeautyDreamr
<font color=magenta>Stop flirting with the Riddle
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- Jul 10, 2006
BTW Thank you to KiKi I have never been woo hootied to work! It was a first and thank you!
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BTW Thank you to KiKi I have never been woo hootied to work! It was a first and thank you!
So we're supposed to throw thespian on the list of job requirements?Cue cards.
You need cue cards.
I have offered my husband a list of 17 things I would always like to hear and he can just cycle through them or pick one at random. All he has to do is say them in a sincere tone of voice... doesn't even have to agree with 'em!
For the record, I have never even THOUGHT such a thing, and I most certainly would be more tactful than that if I did.
I have too much love, respect, and abject fear to do such a thing
So we're supposed to throw thespian on the list of job requirements?
Cue cards.
You need cue cards.
I have offered my husband a list of 17 things I would always like to hear and he can just cycle through them or pick one at random. All he has to do is say them in a sincere tone of voice... doesn't even have to agree with 'em!
So we're supposed to throw thespian on the list of job requirements?
Why not? I like girls
Why not? I like girls
Why not? I like girls
and that is the ballgame folks!
OK, DH is about to walk through the door and I have half done chores everywhere yet I sit here laughing with my riddle peeps.... should I
a) brown some ground beef and onion so he thinks dinner might be happening?
b) see how much laundry I can hide before he comes home?
c) ask him if these jeans make me look fat so he is confused and on the defense and thus too scared to inquire about the lack of clean clothes and hot meals?
and that is the ballgame folks!
OK, DH is about to walk through the door and I have half done chores everywhere yet I sit here laughing with my riddle peeps.... should I
a) brown some ground beef and onion so he thinks dinner might be happening?
b) see how much laundry I can hide before he comes home?
c) ask him if these jeans make me look fat so he is confused and on the defense and thus too scared to inquire about the lack of clean clothes and hot meals?
PS go with option #3...
and that is the ballgame folks!
OK, DH is about to walk through the door and I have half done chores everywhere yet I sit here laughing with my riddle peeps.... should I
a) brown some ground beef and onion so he thinks dinner might be happening?
b) see how much laundry I can hide before he comes home?
c) ask him if these jeans make me look fat so he is confused and on the defense and thus too scared to inquire about the lack of clean clothes and hot meals?
Ok so I went with #3... and he said.....
"What?!???? Of course NOT. Those jeans make you look thin. In fact you are looking pretty hot. Why don't you come eat some peanut butter?"
So then I told him that we were discussing it on the disboards and he had a suggestion for the rest of you guys.
The Chicken Little.
Adopt a blank look. Long pause followed by....
"What? Huh? What? Who are we talking about?"
Ok so I went with #3... and he said.....
"What?!???? Of course NOT. Those jeans make you look thin. In fact you are looking pretty hot. Why don't you come eat some peanut butter?"
So then I told him that we were discussing it on the disboards and he had a suggestion for the rest of you guys.
The Chicken Little.
Adopt a blank look. Long pause followed by....
"What? Huh? What? Who are we talking about?"
It's made from a legume, and they really like fruit. She's been pushing it all day.OMG that is too funny
Just wondering where the peanut butter gets involved