The "I WANT TO ARGUE!" thread - JOKE THREAD!

[disneychrista]

Regarding Mayo

It’s Best Foods or NOTHING.

 

[Bianca and Bernard]

Pole dancing is not a sport.

You can get injured. Under DH's rules, it's a sport. LOL

 

[John VN]

Toilet paper and paper towels hanging under just make more sense to me. I never understood why some people prefer it hanging over the roll.

I don’t change others’ TP , but I will rehang the paper towels before I try to pull one.

One CAN NOT display an "Artistic TP Fold" if it is hung from behind.

 

[rlk]

My husband will not stop asking Alexa to play the theme song from Chico and The Man.

 

[JimMIA]

My husband will not stop asking Alexa to play the theme song from Chico and The Man.

One of my daughter's best friends since kindergarten is named Alexa! Every time she says her name, the darn Echo Dot does something stupid!

 

[easyas123]

I just spent $4 for a dozen basic eggs.

Not egglands best, not I'm in a island country and yay I found eggs to go with the pringles and case of sands light, but your basic $1 large no name eggs.

And I couldn't reach the last of the club soda at the store.

 

[shh]

I'm not a big whipped cream fan -- but seriously, frosting is why we eat cake.

1000+
Now I'm craving a red velvet cupcake with cream cheese frosting. Darn it.

 

[shh]

Nope. I'll take social distancing over WOKE any day. I don't know why but that word just irritates me to no end. ugh...

And I'll take them both over the recent intentional misspelling of Whoa on social media - and now in a universal orlando campaign. Woah - what the %&#%&#% is that? Some moron misspells something and now we change the english language to include it?

 

[Alicenwonderment]

My parents won't listen to me. My dad needs to go out every day. I can't ground them but they used to ground me.

 

[Carol_]

Agreed but only because WDW is inferior to DL.

Troll

 

[Alicenwonderment]

Basketball is a waste of time. Only football and baseball.

Football needs to go!!

 

[Alicenwonderment]

Ohh I soo want to give you a like for the toilet paper bit but as a Jayhawker I just can't sorry. I could be persuaded to also be ok with K-State Only and I repeat Only if KU isn't also still in it. Wichita State also for the same reason. But under no circumstances will that be extended to Mizzou nope no way

What about UK? I bleed blue for basketball.

 

[MillauFr]

Troll

Um No. Why do the Florida parks get the inferior versions of rides most of the time. The pirates ride in Florida is a joke compared to the DL version. Space Mountain in Florida is like a kiddie ride at the county fair to the real roller coast they built in California. California got Indiana Jones. Florida got Dinosaur. Need I go on?

 

[disneychrista]

Florida parks get the inferior versions of rides

I blame Florida for California getting Soarin' Around The World.We should have just been an updated version of Soarin' Around California.

 

[Carol_]

Um No. Why do the Florida parks get the inferior versions of rides most of the time. The pirates ride in Florida is a joke compared to the DL version. Space Mountain in Florida is like a kiddie ride at the county fair to the real roller coast they built in California. California got Indiana Jones. Florida got Dinosaur. Need I go on?

Florida is EST. No time change for the Amurucah that gets up hours before DL in the morning.

WDW is half the size of Manhattan.
Nobody can find DL on a map.

WDW has more DVC resorts than I have fingers, even after the accident.
DL has one solitary DVC Resort.
If I’m getting on a plane to fly into foreign time zones, I’m flying right over DL and over to Aulani. Much less smug, and much less smog.

But I agree about Dinosaur. You have a point there.

 

[disneyseniors]

I've long since mentioned on the Boards that I gave up years ago getting my husband to replace the roll. I've also mentioned before it took 2 years of living in our home before he found out where the excess toilet paper is stored (we get from Costco)..to him it just magically appeared under the sink My husband's spot for the empty rolls is the countertops by the sink..like he doesn't even put any effort into it I'd call your picture at least 50% effort

Been married over 50 years, and my husband is NOW replacing the TP and putting it on the holder!!! Only been 50 years, so there is hope, LOL.

 

[MillauFr]

WDW is half the size of Manhattan.
Nobody can find DL on a map.

How is that an advantage for WDW? Why is it that I can get from north end of Manhattan to the south end in 35 minutes taking the A express train. That is 12+ miles. It took me longer to get from the Wilderness Lodge to the front gate at Magic Kingdom even though it is only 1 mile away. The transportation system at the WDW is very inefficient.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Regarding Mayo

It’s Best Foods or NOTHING.

No way. Hellman's .

Florida is EST. No time change for the Amurucah that gets up hours before DL in the morning.

WDW is half the size of Manhattan.
Nobody can find DL on a map.

WDW has more DVC resorts than I have fingers, even after the accident.
DL has one solitary DVC Resort.
If I’m getting on a plane to fly into foreign time zones, I’m flying right over DL and over to Aulani. Much less smug, and much less smog.
But I agree about Dinosaur. You have a point there.

I don't know if you really want to compare anything to manhattan.
You speak as if rip off time shares are a good thing.
As for the time change, DL all the way. It's EZPZ for those back east to get up for morning touring (the best time to go to the parks) given they're 1-2 hours ahead of DL. Not so EZ for those west to do the same at WDW.
Anyone that can't find DL on a map is too stupid to Google "map of Anaheim."

I blame Florida for California getting Soarin' Around The World.We should have just been an updated version of Soarin' Around California.

I blame Canada. Google Southpark Blame Canada.

My husband will not stop asking Alexa to play the theme song from Chico and The Man.

Maybe he needs this.

 

[Carol_]

No way. Hellman's .


I don't know if you really want to compare anything to manhattan.
You speak as if rip off time shares are a good thing.
As for the time change, DL all the way. It's EZPZ for those back east to get up for morning touring (the best time to go to the parks) given they're 1-2 hours ahead of DL. Not so EZ for those west to do the same at WDW.
Anyone that can't find DL on a map is too stupid to Google "map of Anaheim."

I blame Canada. Google Southpark Blame Canada.

Maybe he needs this.

Why would anyone google a map of Anaheim?

 

[disneychrista]

No way. Hellman's .

Same thing. West it is Best Foods, East it is Hellman.