11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #6!

[mom x4 grandma x4]

A Rednecks Computer
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1. The monitor is up on blocks.

2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

3. The six front keys have rotted out.

4. The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them.

5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

6. The password is BUBBA.

7. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

8. There's a beer in the CD-ROM drive.

9. The keyboard is camouflaged.

10. The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'
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[pgfour]

I do feel better and if you're referring to the running track? It says again and I was never there for a run the first time. I run to Plutos Dog House, I run to scoops, I run to Signals I even run for a nice spot to lay down on deck 4 but as for uh...running-running....please send me a post card, dear.

So then you found that picture on a postcard in the gift shop????!!!!

And I only asked if I'd see you there -- not if you'd be running there. You poor guy, you better go home and lie down with an ice-cold beverage....

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

ANOTHER TOP FOR ME AND GUESS WHAT,


one more page!!!!

 

[cruisemutt]

be careful wife....I have ALL the photos here.....this should stop Katie from squawkin.... and scare most of the radisson party guests half to death. (yeah, this is the radisson hot tub---they allow mutts)

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Uh, Mutt honey? Does that sound familiar to you and The Dues?!

I kinda figured that but didnt want to embarass him,
Theres a couple other items that hit home for the Mutt too

 

[pgfour]

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!

Hi BFF

Did I ever tell you how much I love lia sophia?

WISH ME LUCK AT THE FAIR!

Hi!!!

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

This is a personal favorite!!



Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?

Because, The DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.
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[pgfour]

Uh, Mutt honey? Does that sound familiar to you and The Dues?!

 

[woogal]

Hi!!!

GOOD LUCK!!!

DITTO!

 

[favoriteslave]

If I give you bananas to count, will the jokes stop?

[/QUOTE]


Oh the humanity..................

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Ok last one for picking on Verna and Elmer today




You might be a redneck if...

You've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
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[Mjasp]

Thanks for the cheer

Let's get this to 50 pages so we can stop the insanity here

 

[pgfour]

A Rednecks Computer
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6. The password is BUBBA.

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Bob?? That explains so much!!!!!

 

[cruisemutt]

one more for the irrelevant cruise pic collection. (the booze and our friend behind the counter are hardly irrelevant but it still goes in)

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars."

"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.

The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."

The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.

"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system." Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.

"That one costs 2,000 dollars."

"And what does that one do?" the man asked.

The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
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[Mjasp]

ooops meant 250 pages

 

[favoriteslave]

Is she happy yet?

 

[pgfour]

Ok last one for picking on Verna and Elmer today




You might be a redneck if...

You've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
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But that could also be for anyone who went to a college party....

 

[Mjasp]

YEAH!!!! Luck is here already...TOP OF THE 250 th PAGE

 

[woogal]

What the heck??? We get to 250 and Kathy's nowhere to be found?

I mean really ... what up wit dat???