Grandma4ever
One day closer and still counting!!!
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2006
The worst insult you could make was "Your mother wears combat boots"
And today many mothers really do wear Combat boots into COMBAT. OMG
The worst insult you could make was "Your mother wears combat boots"
Hiya Denise! How ya been friend?
What a hottie!
<edited in - wrong quote... now I gotta run - kids are gnawing on my ankles!>
who else?....
Gotta go now...
... my little ones are clammoring about "... being hungry,.... let's go!!!"
Looks like I've missed tons of stuff again!
Condolences to those with recent losses.
Congrats to all the award winners; that looked like a fun list to compile!
MR, I never noticed you were from Jersey! I live in Hillsborough.
Andy, I'm not happy to hear that the snow has started! Hope you won't have to deal with ice tomorrow.
In the spirit of the oldies e-mail, I will pass on this one I received:
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics
to accommodate aging baby Boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite:
Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
we are waiting.......
Oh No! Are we supposed to get snow? How much? We have to do Payroll tomorrow ugh!
1. Martini Tasting
2. Wine Package
3. Jello Shots
4. Deck 7
5. Wine Tasting
6. Margarita Swimming Excursion
7. Hang out with O'Blender
8. Conch Coolers
9. Drink of the Day . . .
I miss JR and the groundhog post of the day...so I'll start:
Any stateroom assignments today?
Oh Lorri, so I guess you were scared straight
My DH is giving me his permission to post his scandalous arrest! Hint, hint DH has a Federal Record
1. Martini Tasting
2. Wine Package
3. Jello Shots
4. Deck 7
5. Wine Tasting
6. Margarita Swimming Excursion
7. Hang out with O'Blender
8. Conch Coolers
9. Drink of the Day . . .
10. Champagne Brunch at Palo
11. Bon Voyage drink
OH, and Drink of the Day can take up a BUNCH of spots on the list. There will be 15 Drinks of the Day, right?
1. Martini Tasting
2. Wine Package
3. Jello Shots
4. Deck 7
5. Wine Tasting
6. Margarita Swimming Excursion
7. Hang out with O'Blender
8. Conch Coolers
9. Drink of the Day . . .
10. Champagne Brunch at Palo
11. Bon Voyage drink
OH, and Drink of the Day can take up a BUNCH of spots on the list. There will be 15 Drinks of the Day, right?
I miss JR and the groundhog post of the day...so I'll start:
Any stateroom assignments today?
I like that list M except Jello Shot........Jello shots = memory loss!
I like that list M except Jello Shot........Jello shots = memory loss!
Hey Enna how was you're Stampin' Up Party??
Oh Lorri, so I guess you were scared straight
My DH is giving me his permission to post his scandalous arrest! Hint, hint DH has a Federal Record
It wasn't one of the demonstartor's better shows, IMHO. However, the wine was flowing freely, and there was cake, so everyone left happy. Thanks for asking!