Hey Utahmama & the rest of the you DISpeeps,
I'm the new girl on the block! I stumbled across Twinkiemama's trippie, which of course led me over to UM's. So, I have spent the last 2 days, yep whole entire days, reading these (and neglecting my kiddos)! I've laughed
, I've cried
and yes, have even spewed a few things on my monitor. I'm not leaving for THE World for 3+ months, do you think it's too early to start my pre-trip report? Yeah, thought so.
A sidenote to Utahmama - I myself had a Norah and yes she was our birth control. (Warning: LONG story ahead.) Hubby and I got married in our mid-20's and always said that we did not want children. We would point & laugh when we saw a child having a meltdown "ha ha ha! Reason number 2,387,459 to not have a kid." So we're young, (semi)successful DINKS, earning potential rising every say. I turn 30 and guess what? Here is THE actual conversation:
me: Honey, I think I want to have a baby.
DH: (Not looking up from his football/soccer/hockey game) mmmm
1 month later:
me: Honey, the stick is blue, the stick is blue!!!
DH: (Horror) WHAT?!?!?
9 months later a beautiful sparkling new baby. Perfect baby, DD#1. In the delivery room:
DH: I think I want 3 or 4 babies.
me: mmmm
Perfect baby turns 8 months old and is, well, perfect. Every mother's dream.
DH: Should we try for #2 now?
me: Oh yes!
1 month later:
me: The stick is blue, the stick is blue!
DH: Man, I am good!!!!
9 long, miserable months later DD#2 was born on a dark, rainy Friday the 13th. Yup, shoulda been clue #1
After 6 long miserable,sleepless months:
me: I don't want any more babies. Go get snipped.
DH: I'll set the appointment up right now.
DD#2, love her to pieces, but oy vay! She is a Gemini - a true Gemini. Split personality and everything! Last summer she wore the same outfit EVERY DAY, for 12 weeks. Of course I washed it every night. If I didn't put it on her she would SCREAM FOREVER!!!
"Hello, my name is Mama Morganic and I am an enabler."
But, this summer, when she turned 3 some pixie dust must of blew across the Gulf, because she is actually becoming a "normal" (I use the phrase lightly in this family) person. So "normal" that hubby okay'd the trip to WDW. Yay for pixie dust
So, to make a short story long, she'll out grow it. Or, you can put her on the side of the road with a "Free to a good home" sign on her. Just kidding! Don't flame me!!!
Sorry for hijacking your report. Looking forward to the next installment!!!