The DIS Dad's Club IV - Man Laws & Cheese Balls

[stopher1]

this chilling challenge

 

[chillcoupons]

I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough".

 

[stopher1]

to find

 

[that's nice]

So how many people are ther in Disney?

It depends what time of year it is.

 

[stopher1]

a way out!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Now?

 

[that's nice]

DDC III ended on page 271 post 4064.

And yours truly got in the LAST WORD!!!!!!

 

[stopher1]

Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, haaaaaaahhhhhhhh

 

[KTME]

and going and going and going and......

 

[stopher1]

Of course,

 

[that's nice]

I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough".

CLASSIC!!!!!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

DDCIV is now longer than DDCIII.

 

[stopher1]

there's always my way

 

[chillcoupons]

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

 

[stopher1]

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[that's nice]

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

OMG!!!!

I love these! Keep em coming...

 

[stopher1]

Oh I didn't mean

 

[KTME]

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

 

[stopher1]

to frighten you

 

[chillcoupons]

Two lifeguards are working together on a beach when one of them notices sharks circling a woman who has drifted out a little too far. He begins to get up to race to her rescue when the other lifeguard grabs his arm and holds him back.
The first lifeguard says,"Why are you holding me back? We have to go save that woman!"
To which the other replies, "Don't worry. That woman is my mother-in-law."
"Are you trying to kill her?"
"Although the idea may be tempting, that is not my intent. Just watch."
With that, the sharks organize themselves beneath the woman, and ride her on their backs all the way to shore, safely depositing her.
"What in the world gave you the notion that would happen," asked the first lifeguard.
"Professional courtesy."