The DIS Dad's Club IV - Man Laws & Cheese Balls

[stopher1]

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

 

[chillcoupons]

Doctor: I'm sorry to say that your MIL had a heart attack.
SIL/DIL: That's impossible!
Doctor: What do mean that's impossible?
SIL/DIL: She can't have a heart attack! She doesn't have a heart!

 

[stopher1]

prematurely, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Bump

 

[stopher1]

the real chills

 

[chillcoupons]

A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes. He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his MIL will get double. The man thinks for a while & then proclaims "1. I'd like a million dollars. 2. Beat me half to death".

 

[stopher1]

come later

 

[that's nice]

Any one notice the boards are a little slower right now?

 

[stopher1]

now, as they say, look alive

 

[DisneyFed]

And yours truly got in the LAST WORD!!!!!!

Random post huh?

 

[stopher1]

and we'll continue

 

[that's nice]

now, as they say, look alive

You know... there is a 40 second wait to post....

ARE YOU ON 2 COMPUTERS????????????

 

[chillcoupons]

My MIL is so big, we had to stop buying her Malcolm X tee shirts, because helicopters kept trying to land on her.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Bump

Nice one!

 

[stopher1]

our little tour

 

[that's nice]

Random post huh?

Well I wasn't whistling DIXIE!

 

[stopher1]

and let's all

 

[stopher1]

stay together....please

 

[chillcoupons]

Last week my wife and I went car shopping, and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an Airbag. I said, "No thanks. I already have a Mother-in-law."

 

[stopher1]

There are several