A few weeks ago I bought theme park tix for an upcoming trip via the online tool.
Today I bothered to print out a hard-copy (yes I'm old school) of the confirmation email but had to limit it to the first 4 pages.
Why?
Because the remaining 13 pages were "Terms and Conditions". There are various legal nuggets that I bet you never knew - such as:
- each ticket only admits one person
- tickets cannot be shipped to all locations
- <everything> about a theme park visit (hours, attractions, menus, etc.) is subject to change
- guests may be required to have a park reservation
- tickets may not be resold
I lol'd at this following one:
- Disney
Genie+ attractions and experiences (collectively, "experiences") and arrival windows
are limited, and subject to availability and change, downtime, delay or closure without notice or liability, and
entrance to an experience is not guaranteed.
- lots more Genie+ junk
- then we get into the pandemic section
- and assumption of pandemic risk
- and the assumption of risk we grant by using the ticket
- and the assumption waiver
- and the acknowledgement of the assumption of risk and waiver by other users
- a California exception (of course)
- idemnity/insurance for the pandemic
- scope of the waiver and indemnity .....
- term of the waiver and indemnity
- released parties (Disney not responsible for nuthin')
- severability/partial invalidity
- long section on binding arbitration (who, where, what fer)
- section on governing law (Florida of course)
Then it gets into the Annual Pass T's & C's (which I didn't buy but they must use the same boiiler plate language. Because they can't pay the IT guys to use one set of boiler plate for tix and one set for passes. Because why make it easy on us? It should be easy on them. I'll just hit the paragraph headers:
- general pass info (6 paragraphs)
- unactivated pass expiration
- parking (everyone's favorite)
- pass type availability (they will sell the cheap types whenever they want to - or not)
- benefits/discounts (3 paragraphs)
- communications
- address change
- replacements
But WAIT! There's more.
Additional T's & C's for Applicable Options
- water park and sports options
- PhotoPass download options (9 paragraphs)
THE END.
TL;DR ver
PS - this is what they've come to