The "I WANT TO ARGUE!" thread - JOKE THREAD!

[Diznotyzed]

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Heather07438]

It's pop.

It's not soda. Soda is something white and powdery that you use for baking or to absorb odors in your freezer.

It's not Coke. "What kind of Coke do you want?" "Orange Fanta" is not a conversation that should be going on anywhere.

It's pop.

Pop is what I call my father in law

While we're here, sneakers. Why does everyone else call them something weird?

 

[Nora03]

People who hang their TP over the top have never owned a cat.

 

[VandVsmama]

Character meet & greets are better at Disneyland.

Fireworks are better at WDW.

Cats are better pets than dogs.

If you're a computer/IT person and you're not into Star Wars or Star Trek, then there's something wrong with you.

 

[Mackenzie Click-Mickelson]

People who hang their TP over the top have never owned a cat.

Haha my cat nor any other cat I had when I was a kid nor any of my in-laws cats (they have 8 right now ) mess with toilet paper...maybe we've/we have defective cats

 

[ronandannette]

But why do they put better rides in California?

Because California itself is just better and deserves them. I've visited both states; I know.

 

[disneychrista]

I know I'm right. I don't care what you say.

 

[fly girl]

1980's was the best decade for music. Period.

 

[lynxstch]

Haha my cat nor any other cat I had when I was a kid nor any of my in-laws cats (they have 8 right now ) mess with toilet paper...maybe we've/we have defective cats

I'm an 'under' on the TP, but I agree with you on the cats thing. I have never had any cat (and I've had ,and do have many) have ever messed with the TP . Nor have I known anyone that had a cat that touched it!

 

[maxiesmom]

I don't care which way the tp hangs. But if you have both glass and plastic glasses, and don't load them one than the other (glass, plastic, glass) in the dishwasher, something is wrong with you.

 

[choirfarm]

1980's was the best decade for music. Period.

Absolutely. That isn't debatable, so I'm not sure why you put it on the board
(Says the woman who graduated high school and college during that time.... Cause I had the time of my life..

 

[bethbuchall]

The toilet paper end goes under.

We should always remove our shoes before coming in the house and immediately wash our hands when coming inside- even BEFORE this mess started.

Whipped cream is yucky and so is frosting.

No
Yes!
Yes (Though as I get older, there are a few frostings that I almost like.)

 

[bethbuchall]

People who hang their TP over the top have never owned a cat.

No, we're just better pet parents. Seriously, though, we've had five cats over the years and none have been interesting in the toilet paper. Under is also better with some human toddlers, I've heard.

 

[spiders]

I’ve always hated hand shaking. This is one of the positive developments out of COVID. Is your handshake to soft? Was it nice and firm? Did you try to break the other person’s hand during the shake? Excellent!

And has anyone actually had a pleasant experience from shaking someone’s firm or limp hand? The first thing I always did was try to find a sink afterwards.

 

[ford family]

Haha my cat nor any other cat I had when I was a kid nor any of my in-laws cats (they have 8 right now ) mess with toilet paper...maybe we've/we have defective cats

All cats are defective because they are not dogs.

ford family, where we enjoy both marmite and vegemite.

 

[Kitty 34]

I know I'm right. I don't care what you say.

I totally agree with you and if anyone wants to argue this just go ask my husband!

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Just stumbled on here and have a lot of complaints.

Carol killed her husband & fed him to the tigers.

Who? What? DH is still here.

I've actually had some guests have the nerve to replace the toilet paper the wrong way

At least they replaced it. And it goes under.

Cats are better pets than dogs.

That is just WRONG!

I'm an 'under' on the TP, but I agree with you on the cats thing. I have never had any cat (and I've had ,and do have many) have ever messed with the TP . Nor have I known anyone that had a cat that touched it!

I had a golden retriever that grabbed the end of the TP the ran through the house.

 

[disneyseniors]

They are not the same. The Marmite, to me, is saltier. The Vegemite is like a more mellow Marmite.

And what is this Marmite of which you speak? It sounds like a cross between and varmite (or varmit for the unsophisticated) and some form of parasite???? Is it only found in your part of the country??????

 

[Mackenzie Click-Mickelson]

At least they replaced it.

Very true

And it goes under.

hmm..to touch this one or not...

 

[Mackenzie Click-Mickelson]

All cats are defective because they are not dogs.

ford family, where we enjoy both marmite and vegemite.

no no how could you say that that's just wrong

Just look at this face..come on isn't he cute? lol


**I am a dog and a cat lover though