The Cocoa fans have started some trash talk and they aren't very good at it so all in good fun I'm sending them the following in an email:
Q. How many Tigers does it take to win a State Championship?
A. No one knows and we may never know.
Q. What did the Tigers get on their FCAT's?
A. Drool. No, the principals sopped up the drool and filled in the answers. Oops, that was last year.
Q. Did you hear Coach Wilkison is only dressing 10 players for the Tigers game against Naples?
A. The rest will have to dress themselves.
Q. Did you hear the Tigers gave up field turf in favor of an asphalt Wal-Mart parking lot?
A. That is so their cheerleaders won't be tempted to graze.
Q. Fat as cows, huh, are they pretty?
A. Their cheerleaders are so ugly that they worked Halloween Horror Nights without makeup.
Q. How ghetto are the Tigers?
A. They keep their food stamps in a money clip.
Q. How do you keep a Tiger off your lawn?
A. Install a goal post.
Q. Is Naples in another league?
A. They sure are and that doesn't mean we bowl on different nights.
Q. Shall we go to the game?
A. No need and keep the reservations in Orlando for the 14th.
Q. Who is going to win?
A. Naples 41-9.
I know we have some football fans on this thread that can help me add a few?