Ok, I'm not "officially" the TF's right hand gal, but here's what I've come up with.
"I like the theme to St Elsewhere even though it doesn't have words."
"Snakes--can't look at them in books on TV or anthing....I'm not real crazy about bridges either...."
"I love flowers and appreciate a beautiful yard/garden."
"Oh wise, wonderful, and beautiful tag fairy. Please visit me tonight. My name looks so lonesome without a tag. I'll leave cookies and milk out under the tree....oh that is another wise and wonderful person. I'll leave a tooth under my pillow... no that is another wise and wonderful person. As you can see I believe in you and all the other wonderful fairies of the world. So if you can find it in your heart to tag me I would greatly appreciate it."
"WE don't like to do much yard work around here. We could use someone with a green thumb."
This gal is on the ball, this was posted on 6/24!
"Since I teach school I have started on my Christmas stuff already which drives my DH crazy."