Breaking News!!!
AP. . . Burbank, CA. . . "Today the Walt Disney Co. announced the long awaited and much anticipated biopic of acting legend Toby Tyler.
Tentatively titled: "
Why'd ya do it Mr. Stubbs- The Life and Times of Toby Tyler", the epic will reportedly have a budget of $11 billion, feature an all-star cast, be filmed on 8 different continents, and directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Disney CEO Bob Iger said at a morning press conference, "This is a project three decades in the making. While my predecessors were wasting time on
Pixar and
Star Wars, I am committed to seeing this project through so new generations can enjoy the story of one of the greatest actors in cinematic history. I also hope it will stop that loon in Coweta, OK. from sending me 300 'Toby Tyler' e-mails a day. Good day."
While filming has begun, a complete cast list is unavailable. But the AP has confirned the following are involved:
Elijah Woods as
Toby Tyler
Emilia Clarke as
Haley Mills
Jamie Farr as
Mr. Stubbs
Miley Cyrus as
Ol' Yeller
Robert Deniro as
The Ring Master
Janet Reno as
Fred McMurray
And featuring
Dan Murphy as
The Candy Apple Seller
When badgered for a tentative release date, Iger said, "I don't know; let's say 2021."
Already, millions and millions of people have taking to social media, expressing joy, weeping tears of graditude, and begging theaters for advanced tickets.
In fact, one person even managed to smuggle out an early scene of the film and post it on "I'llbeinprisonsoon.com" -
While the AP cannot confirm the authenticity of the clip, we figured, hey, what hell, let's report it anyway.