New Rules for Disney Parks

[JLVermillion]

This happens at Cedar Point EVERY.TIME.WE.GO. Someone tries to fit onto a ride, and it ends up looking like a sausage is being stuffed. Look, if you need a scooter to get to the ride due to being overweight, then that is a pretty good indicator that you will not be able to ride said attraction.

Besides, I don't need that visual in my ride photo anyhow, LOL>

My sentiments exactly I do not personally like Bill M., however this thread is great.
I think the ops are so up in arms because they feel the same way in truth and the guilt for said feels is eating them up. T
herefore they have to make everyone else feel guilty for being able to see the fun side of annoying situations.

New Rule- In order to rent an ECV you must have a Dr. note or one of those Handicap signs you hang on the rear view mirror

 

[sydneysmom]

Wait, slow down on that one until I get to see 'who' is not wearing said underwear. If they had trouble squeezing into the ride, then proceed with your underwear requirement. But if it is a hot soccer-mom, we can proceed, sans underwear.

Ahhh, but you're forgetting who else could be wearing these said shorts.... I'm talking a "large man w/ stuff ....well....just out there w/ no visible underwear " coming off Splash Mountain. yeah....not at all pleasant. Parents were covering kids eyes !! (my retinas were a bit damaged that day)

 

[arjones31]

LOVE the idea of having a dr note to rent an evc... seriously. Great idea. Those who need it can get it, those who want to take advantage can't. Problem solved.

 

[PRmamiDEdos]

Ahhh, but you're forgetting who else could be wearing these said shorts.... I'm talking a "large man w/ stuff ....well....just out there w/ no visible underwear " coming off Splash Mountain. yeah....not at all pleasant. Parents were covering kids eyes !! (my retinas were a bit damaged that day)

 

[nytimez]

New rule: Don't gripe about how a new rule doesn't apply to you. Laugh or move on!

 

[boxer]

Ahhh, but you're forgetting who else could be wearing these said shorts.... I'm talking a "large man w/ stuff ....well....just out there w/ no visible underwear " coming off Splash Mountain. yeah....not at all pleasant. Parents were covering kids eyes !! (my retinas were a bit damaged that day)

that right there would RUIN the magic for me......and I would demand a refund. Fat man + commando + water ride = refund for boxer

 

[boxer]

NEW RULE: If you're a man, and wear speedo's to the pool, I get to do that flick-thing with a towel until you change.

(See my old trip report to see what I'm talking about)

 

[tlbwriter]

New rule: I don't care how hot it is. Some people shouldn't be wearing tight little "JUICY" shorts and a tanktop.

New rule: NO ONE should wear tight little shorts that say "Juicy" on the back. Ever. I do not want to think about your butt being juicy.

New rule: If you decide you need to back up in order to take a picture of your family in front of the castle, and you think it's a good idea to blindly walk backwards in front of the crowd of people heading toward said castle, we have the right to trample you.

 

[LiberalPrincess]

New Rule: Just because it is your child's 37 1/2 month birthday and you have a button that says so, don't think that everyone will think it is as big a deal as you do. I will probably point and laugh at you.

 

[Vickilynn42]

Ooooh double Pukey to that story.

 

[Ryansdad0727]

First one is not so much at Disney but really bad at other parks.

New Rule: If you are bouncing a basketball that you won in line behind me and you bounce it more that 5 time i am then allowed to turn around and kick the ball as far as i can If you are a guy and i miss the basketball and accidentally hit somewhere else then that is just my bad.. So sorry!!!

New Rule: When waiting in line please do not continue to bump into me from behind. You will not get there any sooner by bumping me. I move when the line moves. I will only listen to my bad so many times before i revert to the consequence in rule # 1 above.

New Rule: When you cut in line and i actually say something to you don't look at me like i'm an idiot and cuss at me under your breath. Just say my bad, here you can get in front of us. If everyone demanded this of line cutters they would never get to ride. Everyone come together and lets bully the line cutters.

 

[boxer]

New Rule: Just because it is your child's 37 1/2 month birthday and you have a button that says so, don't think that everyone will think it is as big a deal as you do. I will probably point and laugh at you.

I love those parents--you know you have to perform long division, and an algebra equation to figure out their age in years. Literally had a mom tell me her son was '46 months' one time---took me a few minutes to convert that to years.

 

[myheartlivesatwdw]

New Rule: Just because it is your child's 37 1/2 month birthday and you have a button that says so, don't think that everyone will think it is as big a deal as you do. I will probably point and laugh at you.

I heart you. I oh sooo agree.

 

[karice2]

darn me for sticking up for people...bad pot stirrer!!

lol, must go stir pot elsewhere. That would be the giant veggie soup on my stove. Have a lovely day mocking people. It is such a nice way to spend a day!

New Rule: Don't stick up for people who don't ask to be stuck up for. Kind of condescending and jerky.

 

[PIRATEGIRL007]

Agreed. Why do people have to take EVERYTING literally? Either you get Bill's sense of humor or you don't. I get it. Here's mine:

New Rule- Hey Family, I paid a LOT of money for the DDP, so I better not see ANYONE eating chicken nuggets this trip!

you were sitting behind me at Le Cellier weren't you?
I've said that one more than a few times.

 

[brack]

New Rule: Ladies if you insist on wearing clothes that show off all of your jiggly parts then I will insist on taking a picture and posting it on my FB for all my friends to get a good laugh.

Oh almost forgot.....

 

[jrmasm]

New Rule: If you are wearing Heeleys, I will trip you.

New Rule: If you are feeding the birds will waiting for a parade, I will feed you to the birds.

New Rule: If you yell at my elderly mother for cutting when she goes to the other side of the table in the security line, you will regret the day you learned to talk.

New Rule: I am not responsible for any mayhem caused my father and his ECV. He was always oblivious. Now he's old too. Consider yourself warned and run for your lives!

 

[Fractal514]

New rule: Dont cut in front of me in line to get a characters autograph and pretend you don't speak english when I tell you to get to the back of the line. This is for your own protection as you have no idea what my DW is capable of when she is angry.

PS, Fractal your rule about not holding the line up for a Potato Head photo seems contradictory to your rule about the ride being the same in 5 or 10 minutes.

That's kinda the point of these rules, they don't have to make sense, and can be contradictory. That's why folks need to lighten up about them, they aren't really serious.

 

[joviroxx]

NEW RULE: When standing in line behind me, if you insist on being so close that I can feel your breath on my neck, I will be allowed to continually jab my elbow into your gut until you take a step back!

 

[myheartlivesatwdw]

I love those parents--you know you have to perform long division, and an algebra equation to figure out their age in years. Literally had a mom tell me her son was '46 months' one time---took me a few minutes to convert that to years.

I thought I was alone in this. What is with people doing that? I give em' that crazy eye look... " Little Johnny is 36 months." Me= " He's 3.