New Rules for Disney Parks

[Ryansdad0727]

That's kinda the point of these rules, they don't have to make sense, and can be contradictory. That's why folks need to lighten up about them, they aren't really serious.

I would hate to see you ride Mr. Potato Head.

 

[LiberalPrincess]

New rule: A buffet is not meant to be a challenge. Just because it is all you can eat does not mean all rules of civility and humanity go out the door. If you need to fill up three plates at a time (for yourself), I will happily direct you to the trough station which will be set up out back.

 

[Vickilynn42]

New Rule:
New Rule: I am not responsible for any mayhem caused my father and his ECV. He was always oblivious. Now he's old too. Consider yourself warned and run for your lives!

 

[nytimez]

That's kinda the point of these rules, they don't have to make sense, and can be contradictory. That's why folks need to lighten up about them, they aren't really serious.

Does that make you a joke hypocrite?

 

[Minnie J]

New Rule-If your kid is acting up in line Dont pretend "not to see it" I will kindly go near a tree grab a switch and let loose

 

[yulilin3]

After reading all of the posts (Yeah it took me about 5min.) lots of stroller rules, but I didn't see this one:
NEW RULE: if you have a child over 6 or don't have a child at all, don't bring a stroller to carry your cooler, lunch bag, shopping bags...all the items on said stroller will be confiscated and thrown away
loving this thread...people have a laugh once in a while, it won't kill you

 

[chiefmickeymouse]

New Rule: After you run over my toes with your scooter, at least stop and apologize. Yes, you know you did it. You heard me scream!

New Rule: If you are one of the aforementioned non-deodarant users - please don't hang from the strap in front of me on the bus with your armpit in my face.

New Rule: If you are an able-bodied adult or teen and a 90 year old/expectant mom/ little kid gets on a full bus ---just let them have your seat. It won't kill you. Unless you are one of the non-deodarant using strap hangers - then keep your seat please!

New Rule: You may not hold hands with your fifteen family members taking up all available space while walking. I see this as an invitation to play "red rover" and see if I can break through.

New Rule: If you decide to "play chicken" with me - (walk straight at me, assuming I will move out of the way) - I reserve the right to throw you into the nearest pond. Unless you are going commando wearing white short and no deodarant.

Did I spell deodarant correctly?

 

[sydneysmom]

Can we also add another for dining :

new rule : if you insist on ramming your chair back 3 1/2 feet and slamming the back of mine in order for you to get your butt off your chair, I reserve the right to put my chair leg directly down on your foot and then claim "ooops, I didn't see you there".

(this rule semi-applies to traveling to WDW....why must people insist on grabbing the back of my miniscule airplane seat so that they can get up to go to the bathroom for the 800th time on a 1 hour flight. Each and every time I'm jerked back and then slammed forward). sorry, I digressed for a moment.....

new rule : if you're at a Princess meal, NO, she's NOT available for you to date or take "to go" and no matter how much you try to hit on the princess in front of your child, my guess is your wife STILL isn't going to let you bring her home. (this rule also applies to the woman who sat next to us at Akershus who was trying very hard to bring Snow White home with her.....)

new rule : if you're going to a buffet, please don't swarm the food like locust that haven't eaten in 30 years. There's an orderly way and you WILL eat, do not fear. But to pull all 80 of your family members in when you're in line just isn't acceptable and I will start chucking bagels at all of you.

 

[INDISMOM]

New rule: If I kindly let your children in front of me so that they can see the parade and then you try to push your way in front of me and my children, don't be surprised if you end up underneath one of the floats.

 

[boxer]

New rule: A buffet is not meant to be a challenge. Just because it is all you can eat does not mean all rules of civility and humanity go out the door. If you need to fill up three plates at a time (for yourself), I will happily direct you to the trough station which will be set up out back.

This goes back to rule #34, sub-part R that states: "If little jimmy brings his used plate to the buffet line with macaronie cheese residue, and half-eaten chicken nuggets, and tries to get more food, you forfeit your character pictures".

Literally sat next to a family that asked 'do we need to get a new plate everytime we go up?'. Yep, that was a fun dinner.

 

[DisneyWade]

New Rule: If you block the standby entrace at 3:55 and your return time is 4:00 PM I get to take your fastpasses. I will then uase them sometime past their expiry and later get into a heated discussion on the DIS boards on how my actions did not hold up the standby line for others.

New Rule: If you take flash photos on my boat on POC I get to throw you overboard or lock you up in the jail with the pirates. (Don't you know thats why they are in jail.)

 

[Vickilynn42]

New Rule: After you run over my toes with your scooter, at least stop and apologize. Yes, you know you did it. You heard me scream!

Oooh, this reminded me- last May someone ran into my heel with their stroller- HARD. I thought I was going to cry it hurt so bad, I just kept deep breathing through the pain. They just looked at me, smiled, and kept going. WTH!!!!!! I would have been mortified if I had done that to someone.

 

[ols386]

New Rule: People that post pictures of half eaten meals in their trip reports will be served half eaten meals at Disney.

This.

Pics of half-eaten food are not appetizing at all. Actually, I used to like to see pics of food (before it was eaten), and after seeing so many pics of the half-eaten stuff, now I don't like ANY food pics.

Oh well, that's life!!

 

[boxer]

NEW RULE: If Disney continues to accept out-dated Fastpasses from May of 2005, then I want park ticket pricing from May of 2005.

 

[diamondcharl]

Wow . I think some of us need anger management after reading these!
(meant that jokingly..... starting to get paranoid)
But having a blast reading them!

 

[Katie & Glen]

New Rule: If we are in line and your child starts kicking me, I will in turn kick you back for your lack of action as a parent.

 

[Dorisk3]

New rule: anyone using the words in public or on the disboards "trippie" or "breakie" will be immediately banished to six flags.

New rule: stop celebrating things that make no sense, i.e. 17 month wedding anniversary, new braces, kid out of diapers finally.

 

[LiberalPrincess]

New rule: If you force your child to go on a ride they don't want to be on and they scream/cry/whine for more than 20 percent of the ride, I reserve the right to lock you in a room listening to the Barney theme song for 24 straight hours.

 

[boxer]

New rule: anyone using the words in public or on the disboards "trippie" or "breakie" will be immediately banished to six flags.

New rule: stop celebrating things that make no sense, i.e. 17 month wedding anniversary, new braces, kid out of diapers finally.

LOL!!!! I HATE the term 'trippie'.

How about the celebration button of the 4-year old birthday, but the kid was 2 at the turnstiles earlier in the day, LOL.

 

[MissUndastood]

New Rule If you stink up the room next to ours with coffeepot made hotdogs and kraut, I will allow my kids to puke on yours.