tellnotails
I would have 10,000 posts......but 4 out of 5 get
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- Aug 2, 2006
Politics ( i hope nobody takes offense)
A young girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, but her father was a staunch Republican.
One day she decided to challenge her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked how she was doing in school?
She said she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all of the time, and never had time to go out and party. She didn't have a boyfriend and didn't have many college friends because she spent all of her time studying.
So her father asked how her friend Mary was doing? She replied that Mary was just barely getting by. She has a 2.0 GPA and never studies. She is very popular on campus and went to parties all of the time. Most of the time she does not so up for class because she is so hung over.
Her dad then asked why she didn't go to the Dean's office and have 1.0 taken off her 4.0 GPA and give it to her freind Mary? That way you would both have a 3.0 GPA.
The daughter angrily fired back, "That would not be fair! I have worked really hard for my GPA and Mary has done nothing!"
The father sat back, smiled and said "Welcome to the Republican Party."
A young girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, but her father was a staunch Republican.
One day she decided to challenge her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked how she was doing in school?
She said she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all of the time, and never had time to go out and party. She didn't have a boyfriend and didn't have many college friends because she spent all of her time studying.
So her father asked how her friend Mary was doing? She replied that Mary was just barely getting by. She has a 2.0 GPA and never studies. She is very popular on campus and went to parties all of the time. Most of the time she does not so up for class because she is so hung over.
Her dad then asked why she didn't go to the Dean's office and have 1.0 taken off her 4.0 GPA and give it to her freind Mary? That way you would both have a 3.0 GPA.
The daughter angrily fired back, "That would not be fair! I have worked really hard for my GPA and Mary has done nothing!"
The father sat back, smiled and said "Welcome to the Republican Party."