hmmm, let's see if I have this straight (I'll be sure to use bullet points to enhance the reading experience):
*A member of the dream team (wait, THE dream team?! was it Magic Johnson? Michael Jordan? Charles Barkley?) was nice enough to spend some time to talk to you and your child. Not sure if the dream team is allowed to do that. Maybe it was the dream squad.
*While riding on the escalator, your child's shoe turned into a raging inferno of death.
*The cast member, having amazing cat-like reflexes and instincts, removed the child/shoe from the Escalator from Hades.
*The cast member did everything he/she was empowered to do, which was replace the shoe with a coupon for a replacement item (Disney sells croc and flip flops, so this was the only option at the time).
*Unfortunately, a pair of Crocs cost $35, and the value of the coupon is only $25.
*Instead of paying the extra $10 (which is the cost of a turkey leg and a coke, by the way), you get the child a plush doll instead, leaving your child still shoeless.
If you had the Escalator from Hades eat your child's shoe while not with a cast member, all you would have gotten was a few laughs from those around you. Fortunately, you just happened to be with a cast member at the time, and he/she did everything they could to help the situation. And yet your magical moment was "ruined".
MY SOLUTION:
Take your little plush doll. Rip it in half. Buy some duct tape (WARNING! It may cost you $10). Put one half of the doll on one of your child's feet, and the other half of the plush on the other foot. And shazaam, your child still gets their little plush (which wasn't supposed to be a part of the recovery to begin with), and still has some soft footwear for the rest of their stay.
And since this is one of those message board things, I suppose i should add one of those cute smiley things...here you go