Dear VMK:
I would like to call your attention to an error in your scheduling. As you are all aware, Sunday is the day that the game is supposed to plummet like a lead Mickey balloon. We have come to anticipate this, and have planned our weekends accordingly. Today, however, is Saturday. Since we were all expecting to be able to play right now, your planning error has left us all with nothing to do. Many of us have developed a twitch. So please, adjust your agendas so that next week, the game crashes on Sunday the way it was apparently designed to, instead of on Saturday when we're all trying to get out of doing laundry and homework.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
redshoe
P.S. I'm assuming that this particular little snafu means that our regularly scheduled Sunday game crash tomorrow will not be occurring. Please give me your assurance that I am correct.